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Yesterday was Easter Sunday (at least for non-Eastern Orthodox Christian churches), the day on which we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus after His death for our sins on Good Friday. As John 3:16, one of the most beloved verses in all of Scripture, tells us, without any qualifications at all, “… whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but shall have everlasting life.” Unfortunately, the fact that this Bible Truth also applies to God’s gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered children seems to have been lost on the vast majority of the human race. More specifically, even the so-called “leader” of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict XVI, is clearly ignoring the will of God by releasing yet more anti-gay oral diarrhea upon the planet.

During the observance of the Stations of the Cross on Friday, the pedophile-enabling former member of the Hitler Youth movement said this:

Lord, we have lost our sense of sin! Today a slick campaign of propaganda is spreading an inane apologia of evil, a senseless cult of Satan, a mindless desire for transgression, a dishonest and frivolous freedom, exalting impulsiveness, immorality and selfishness as if they were new heights of sophistication. Lord Jesus, open our eyes: let us see the filth around us and recognize it for what it is, so that a single tear of sorrow can restore us to purity of heart and the breath of true freedom.

… Surely God is deeply pained by the attack on the family. Today we seem to be witnessing a kind of anti-Genesis, a counter-plan, a diabolical pride aimed at eliminating the family.

… Lord Jesus, purity has everywhere fallen victim to a calculated conspiracy of silence: an impure silence! People have even come to believe a complete lie: that purity is somehow the enemy of love.

It is quite obvious what Benny-16 was Satanically flapping his gums about: homosexuality and same-sex marriage — especially in light of the victory of a left-wing coalition in last week’s Italian elections. The leader of said coalition, Romano Prodi, had promised to create some form of civil partnerships for same-sex couples, in much the same way as the U.K. does it, while still not legalizing gay marriage. In exactly the same way as he did in our 2004 elections, using such threats as denying Communion, Benedict (Arnold, because he’s a traitor against God) attempted to interfere in the Italian elections, but thankfully failed.

I can’t think of anything less Christian than using the day on which Jesus sacrificed Himself for EVERYBODY’S sins to condemn a certain unpopular subset of God’s children. As much as Benny wants to deny it, Jesus died for gay people too, and all Benny was accomplishing with God was even further cementing his place in Hell with Satan, right next to his equally anti-gay predecessor John Paul II. Quite frankly, in only a year as pontiff, Benedict has shown himself to be absolutely the most immoral “leader” of the world’s Catholics since Pius XII, whose silence lent legitimacy to the Holocaust, and perhaps one of the most anti-Christian Popes of all time. There is no way that God can be pleased with Benedict’s actions, which only serve to distance people from the true example of Christ.

Jesus is equally displeased with the anti-Christian actions being undertaken by the White House for today’s annual Easter Egg Roll. For years, tickets to the event have been distributed on a first-come, first-serve basis, with those at the front of the line receiving tickets to enter the White House lawn during the 9:00 am EDT opening ceremonies. The Family Pride Coalition, a gay-rights group, had worked diligently to encourage gay-headed families to arrive early and be among the first to get tickets for the event. Admittedly it was a little bit of a PR stunt, but the idea was pure genius: have the gay families on the lawn during the opening ceremonies, which are about the only part of the entire event that is covered by the media, and therefore show the nation that gay families are just as cohesive, loving, and normal as any other families.

Of course, the Wacko Satanic Anti-American Righty Christofascist terrorists who truly control this mis-administration couldn’t bear that — it wouldn’t jibe with their campaign of lies about gay people — and Jerry Falwell no doubt had the phone in the Oval Office ringing off the hook. King Chimpy, dutiful servant of the Christofascist terrorists that he is, has responded with an unprecedented move: groups such as 4-H, Big Brothers/Big Sisters, and the YMCA have been given the 9:00 am tickets, and families — gay and straight alike — who waited up to 24 hours in line for the early tickets have been given tickets for 11:00 am or later, all in the name of sticking it to the faggots.

(Seriously, for all you morons who claim not to hate gays but still vote for bigotry amendments, how much more obvious does it have to be that the Christofascists don’t care about the collateral damage they do as long as they can bash them thar faggots? If you honestly still believe that the Christofascist war on gays doesn’t do any harm to straight people, you are brain-dead.)

Welcome to the United States of Iran. It’s really amazing that for all this talk from the Christofascist Wacko Satanic Anti-American Righties about how we need to invade all these “evil” fundamentalist Muslim theocracies, we do every goddamn thing we can to emulate them. There is a name for this: hypocrisy. There are words of Jesus Himself that condemn this: Matthew 23:13-33.

I need to close this update with some more words of Jesus, using them to beg God to rid the world of all the homo-hatred perpetrated by people who falsely claim to follow Him: Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani? (My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?) (Mark 15:34)