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1:56 am EST        45°F (7°C) in Monee, IL

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After one hell of a busy week, my weekend load is going to be a bit of a relief; I am getting some frozen food loaded here to be hauled to upstate New York, specifically in the Mohawk River valley a bit west of Albany. I will have all night Sunday to run all of about 780 miles (1,257 km) — that’s not difficult at all.

I think my luck in giant-jackpot lottery drawings has run out. After my $2 winner in the November 15 Mega Millions drawing, with a jackpot of $315 million, and a $3 winner in the February 8 Powerball drawing that had a $210 million jackpot, I have gone 0-for-2 in a couple recent drawings. Needless to say, I didn’t win last weekend’s $365 million Powerball jackpot, nor did I have any success with last night’s $212 million Mega Millions drawing. I’m certainly not any kind of a lottery addict or anything; I’ve just basically been throwing $5 away, for shits and giggles, whenever the jackpots have gotten way up there in the last few months.

I really don’t know what I can say about His Fraudulency’s giveaway of six American ports to Dubai Ports World, a government-owned company in the United Arab Emirates, that hasn’t already been said somewhere in the media, except for one thing. If you still needed any convincing that His Fraudulency and his royal court are the true terrorists, many times more dangerous to America than al-Qaeda, well then, here ya go. If you still actually believe that His Fraudulency gives a flying fuck about our national security, after he has made a secret deal to turn over our ports to a country with known ties to terror, you are (a) blind, (b) stupid, (c) willfully ignorant, or (d) all of the above, and you really need to have your empty skull examined.

Of course, King Chimpy can still count on the unwavering support of the brain-dead types who are metaphorically orgasming at the possibility that one of these days, we’ll be able to execute those sub-human ho-mo-sek-shoe-ulls and those baby-eating uh-bore-shun-ists, and force our women to keep pumping out kids every nine months. Just this week, several states’ legislatures have introduced bills that would prohibit gay and lesbian Americans from adopting any of the millions of neglected foster children who are currently causing a huge drag on state budgets — thanks to the rampant uncontrolled heterosexuality that put them on earth in the first place — and giving them safe, loving, nurturing homes and a chance to succeed in life. At the same time, a bill that would criminalize almost all abortions is about to become law in South Dakota, and if Karl Rove does pull off the plot to assassinate John Paul Stevens that I can already smell from a thousand miles away, it may be upheld by the Supreme Court — meaning goodbye women’s rights, and hello Taliban.

What is it with these empty-skulled morons and their obsession with proving their heterosexuality? Seriously, are they afraid that if a woman deigns to exercise some dominion over her own body, that the resulting lack of another child will make people think they are gay? What is it about these so-called “fundamentalist ‘Christians’” that causes them to behave in the most satanic, evil, anti-Christian ways toward their gay co-workers, neighbors, friends, family, and even sons and daughters? Satan is truly in control of the minds (or perhaps more accurately, lack thereof) of those who think that gay and lesbian people are less than fully human, undeserving of full equality with everybody else, or not worthy of being allowed to even go on living.

This obsession with proving one’s heterosexuality is causing the downfall of society as we know it. I mean, good ol’ boy Billy Bob up in them thar hills ain’t got no job, but he keeps screwin’ Lurleen an’ knockin’ ’er up all the time — hell, they got them 14 kids, an’ she’s got another one comin’. In reality, what that probably means is that Billy Bob is beating at least a few of the kids, telling his little boy Bubba that dang it, son, only faggots cry!, and that the entire Billy Bob family is a gigantic drag on American taxpayers — none of which matters at all to Billy Bob, who believes that by proving his heterosexuality, he’s earning the favor of a gay-hating “God” that is really a figment of his imagination.

This obsession with proving heterosexuality, fueled by so-called “Christian” leaders who plant this false notion that God hates gays into a dumbed-down society, is the leading cause of rape, teenage pregnancy, unwanted pregnancies and abortions, child neglect, child abuse, juvenile crimes almost invariably committed by abused and neglected children, and a vast and veritable plethora of other social illnesses. Organized “Christianity” in this society has the blood of literally millions of abused and neglected children on its hands, not to mention all of the gay people who have been killed by so-called “Christians,” and those who go on believing that this cult of proving heterosexuality is the way to heaven are going to be in for a huge surprise when their moral bankruptcy condemns them to eternity in Hell.

I have a lot more to say on this and related topics, but I simply don’t have the time tonight. I’m gonna have to cut this one short and come back another time.